Fake mum has new-born baby doll, fails to fool her family when baby doll doesn't burp (possible nsfw content on page) [Facepalm]

Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Fake mum has new-born baby doll, fails to fool her family when baby doll doesn't burp (possible nsfw content on page) (dailystar.co.uk) More: Facepalm, Pregnancy, Family, Medicine, Prenatal development, Infant, Kira Cousins, Health, Advertising 258 clicks;posted toMain »on 21 Oct 2025 at1:35 AM(1 hour ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 14 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest (2) Funniest 7 hours ago where does this news come from. it is like the twilight zone bibliophile42 (0) Funniest 4 hours ago Sounds like a setup for a gofundme by a very messed up lady SiriusClown (1) Funniest How many women in that family actually gave birth? Seems like there would have been a few clues along the way. (0) Funniest The mom in question? (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago I'm happy for you or sorry for your loss. MrSplifferton (0) Funniest 35 minutes ago I keep forgetting which is more fake, the star or the sun.... (1) Funniest 33 minutes ago This is just a weird tabloid story, even for the Brits. It's just some random nobody's family drama. HEADLINE: Sister of five believes Marcia gets all of the attention. I dunno. It's not even interesting or salacious. Just vaguely sad. LurkerSupreme (1) Funniest 31 minutes ago Something tells me she has difficulties when it comes to long-term planning. I mean you'd think it would have occurred to her that said ruse would have had, at the absolute most, a year before being blown wide open once her "baby" failed to get any bigger. (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago cmon even my sister had a burping cabbage patch doll Herr Flick's Revenge (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago Mental illness is a beyotch (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Is she going to claim the cray-cray or has she successfully alienated everyone she knew? KodosZardoz (0) Funniest 1 minute ago Baby Doll (Devo Single Mix) (2023 Remaster) sheilanagig (0) Funniest 1 minute ago You know, some women would be satisfied with the doll. I find it creepy, like the broody frustrated woman's version of a realdoll, but there are women out there who get these dolls and lavish them with all of the love and affection that they could never give a real baby or a real child. On top of that, the dolls never need anything or make demands or start crying or become a living poo geyser. They never grow up and come to hate you. I mean, this woman was trying to push it too far and get everybody else to indulge in her fantasy baby, maybe she was trying to do a gofundme for all I know, but it sounds like she just has a screw loose and thought the doll was real enough to fool people and get them to give her attention. At least she wasn't doing it with a real child, because there are women who do that too, and mess up their kid. headslacker (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Jesus farking Christ. I didn't graduate from high school, but I can edit a headline. a byline and anything that isn't mine. Displayed 14 of 14 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. 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