Paige, NO [Strange]

Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Paige, NO (apnews.com) More: Strange, Tide, Coast, Alaska, Sea, Sand, sea cucumbers, Invertebrate, Centimetre 1951 clicks;posted toMain »on 22 Oct 2025 at1:23 PM(2 hours ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 33 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Shadow Blasko (0) Funniest 3 hours ago #EMTBadge502 /Don't meet him like this. Jake Havechek (2) Funniest 3 hours ago (1) Funniest 3 hours ago Paige should move to the Midwest, far away from those dangers. fragMasterFlash (0) Funniest 2 hours ago Infinite Pickle Ricks? (1) Funniest 2 hours ago It's a fap. bearded clamorer (0) Funniest 2 hours ago fragMasterFlash: Infinite Pickle Ricks? Sex dungeon safe word... Sea Cucumber!!! - Rick and Morty (0) Funniest The partially translucent, pink gelatinous creatures are called skin breathing sea cucumbers. They normally burrow into the sand along the low tideline and farther out. Is it election season already? (6) Funniest Paige, yes. Condescending Ellipses (0) Funniest Looks like whoever runs the injector mold at the sex toy factory put too little pigment and too much elastomer that batch and they just dumped them in the ocean. This is why there are microplastics everywhere. (0) Funniest I was on beach on the Marshall Island where a huge amount of sea cucumbers washed up. I asked a local if there was anything useful to be done with them. He said something to the effect of "Naw man that is the food of the dead and birds". Made sense at the time Don Cherry's tailor (5) Funniest (3) Funniest Look more like salps than sea cucumbers to me, but *shrug* hammettman (0) Funniest Needs a 'Free dildo' sign. The Irresponsible Captain (1) Funniest (4) Funniest Quigley_Wyatt (1) Funniest also off limits: geoducks (1) Funniest The seaside town of Seaside, OR (1) Funniest Quigley_Wyatt: also off limits: geoducks csb: I had some clam chowder at restaurant in the pacific NW. It was unusually meaty and chunky but quite good. I later surmised it was likely geoduck. Kudos to the chef. Gross but no ragrats maxandgrinch (0) Funniest "They're about a half-inch (1.3 centimeter) long but can grow to about 6 inches (15 centimeters.)" Paige, when a half-inch doesn't work for you anymore, there are a handful (giggle) of Farkers who may be able to help you out (0) Funniest andyourdog2 (1) Funniest Sea cucumber with mushroom is delicious ! Billy Liar (0) Funniest cwheelie: The seaside town of Seaside, OR It was either that, or "Mountain View" Jake Havechek (5) Funniest FirstDennis (1) Funniest Sea Cucumbers Wash Ashore? More like SEA CUCUMBERS LAND INVASION BEGINS! farkitallletitend (0) Funniest Sign of the apocalypse. Lo the sea cucumbers walk upon the earth. And the lord said , Paige no. kmgenesis23 (0) Funniest Erma Gerdd (0) Funniest TommyDeuce (0) Funniest Billy Liar: cwheelie: The seaside town of Seaside, OR It was either that, or "Mountain View" With the war ravaging Portland, hasn't Oregon suffered enough? /Think of the oregano! BorisSimon (0) Funniest less than a minute ago berylman: I was on beach on the Marshall Island where a huge amount of sea cucumbers washed up. I asked a local if there was anything useful to be done with them. He said something to the effect of "Naw man that is the food of the dead and birds". Made sense at the time [tse2.mm.bing.net image 392x220] Rent Party (0) Funniest less than a minute ago There are two strips of meat that run down the center of those things when they are adults. That sautés up pretty good. The rest of it is goop. / Got nuthin' Jake Havechek (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Ever have a cucumber sandwich? I have a buddy that loves them. I'll only eat cukes if they're pickled, otherwise they're too bland for me. Ghost Roach (0) Funniest 1 minute ago Shadow Blasko: #EMTBadge502 /Don't meet him like this. I was expecting this, but not at the top. (0) Funniest 1 minute ago Displayed 33 of 33 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. 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