Tottenham v Fulham: Premier League – live

8.59pm GMT That wild shot from Micky van de Ven on the stroke of half-time appears to have whistled Tottenham’s xG all the way to the heady heights of 0.07. So onwards and upwards for the hosts, who congregated on the pitch before heading off down the tunnel together, soaking up the boos. Defiance? Repentance? Self-flagellation? You decide. Let’s see if they’ve got any response. 8.55pm GMT Half-time postbag. “An individual error from Bergvall to not cut it out followed by a deflected shot, and then a truly ridiculous failure from the defenders and especially Vicario to allow that to happen for the second. Vicario is an excellent shot stopper but he has such a rash disposition sometimes which leads to mistakes like those. Say whatever you like about Thomas Frank, but the players have let him down today. They let him down at PSG as well, with a handful of mistakes and failures to close Vitinha down leading to another defeat. A true shambles” – Alexandra Ashton “I’ve been wondering about Thomas Frank. His tenure as manager of Brøndby in Denmark was basically okay, but nothing special. After that, he goes to Brentford as an assistant coach and gets promoted from within. He does well, but after he left, there hasn’t been a noticeable drop-off. My inclination is to give him credit for leaving things in good order for his successor, but perhaps he was simply a competent executive in a well-run company. Last season, Tottenham were a team that could either attack well or defend well, but never both in the same match. Thomas Frank’s attempts at solving that has left Spurs a team that can do neither. He should be given time, but perhaps he needs to be at a better run club to do good work” – Kári Tulinius “Keep Frank and sack the team. Can’t even watch this anymore” – Nick Wayne 8.50pm GMT HALF TIME: Tottenham Hotspur 0-2 Fulham Spurs are booed off. An unambiguous volume. 8.48pm GMT 45 min +3: … and to belabour the point, after Porro wins a corner down the right, Kudus sends the set piece straight out for a goal kick. 8.48pm GMT 45 min +2: Kudus crosses twice from the right. Andersen heads clear on both occasions. Kudus has kept going, showing time and again; it’s just his final ball that’s been lacking. 8.46pm GMT 45 min: From 25 yards out, Van de Ven larrups a shot 25 yards over. Let whoever’s working out the xG have some fun with that. There will be three additional first-half minutes. 8.45pm GMT 44 min: Tottenham’s xG is now down to 0.01. Has 0.01 of a goal been deducted for lack of artistic merit? 8.44pm GMT 43 min: Kudus gifts King the ball, and Spurs are very lucky the Fulham man slaps a pass intended for Chukwueze straight at Porro. Had he found his team-mate, Fulham were away down the left. 8.42pm GMT 41 min: Tete upends Kolo Muani, 35 yards from his own goal. Everyone lines up on the edge of the Fulham box in anticipation of the free kick … but Porro’s delivery fails to beat the first man, and seconds later the ball’s back at Vicario’s feet. The keeper clears, to more ironic celebration. That might have been the Fulham fans, to be fair. 8.40pm GMT 39 min: Nothing comes of the resulting corner. More muttering. 8.39pm GMT 38 min: Chukwueze drops a shoulder to make space down the left and crosses. Jimenez prepares to power a header home, but Van de Ven, so often Tottenham’s saviour, gets in the road to divert out for a corner. That’s saved a certain goal. 8.38pm GMT 36 min: King and Wilson take turns to juggle their way down the inside right, but just before the latter can shoot from the edge of the D, Udogie comes across to powerfully brush him off the ball. For a second there, the home fans were audibly fearing the worst. 8.36pm GMT 35 min: Udogie has space to run into down the left, with options in the middle, but he’s mistimed his run and the flag pops up for offside. Spurs have at least stemmed the tide. It’s not much, but small acorns and all that. 8.33pm GMT 33 min: On the touchline, Thomas Frank looks troubled. Head hung low, deep in thought. He needs to come up with something quicksmart. 8.32pm GMT 31 min: Tottenham’s xG is currently 0.02. They’re making a habit of this. 8.31pm GMT 29 min: A free kick for Spurs just inside the Fulham half. Everyone lines up on the edge of the box. Kudus swings it into the mixer. Andersen is nudged over by Van de Ven. A garden-variety foul. The whistle goes, and Van de Ven isn’t happy with the manner in which Andersen has gone to ground. He leans over his man in the Keane-Haaland style, and things momentarily threaten to kick off. It calms down quickly, and Van de Ven earns a booking for his aggression. 8.28pm GMT 27 min: There’s a quick VAR check for a possible penalty, as Chukwueze went over as a result of Van de Ven’s arrival, but there’s nothing doing. It was a brilliant challenge. 8.27pm GMT 26 min: … and as for their defence, oh dear. Porro tries to usher a long ball back to Vicario. It’s never getting there. Chukwueze nips in and rounds Vicario on the right. He’s about to roll into the empty net when Van de Ven arrives out of nowhere and telescopes a leg to block and clear. What an intervention! So close to a third for Fulham again. Spurs are a complete shambles. Updated at 8.38pm GMT 8.25pm GMT 25 min: Gray buys a ticket to the raffle from 25 yards. The ball bounces harmlessly wide left. That’s about as good as it’s got for Spurs as an attacking force. 8.25pm GMT 24 min: King knocks the ball past Kudus and is shoved over from behind for his trouble. No booking, possibly because King was heading back towards his own goal. The referee has been kind so far. 8.23pm GMT 22 min: … and Leno to punch clear. But Spurs come again, Kudus looping in a cross from the right. Bassey mistimes his jump at the near post, and the ball spins off an unsuspecting Andersen and over the bar. That could easily have flown into the net. Nothing comes of the resulting corner. 8.21pm GMT 21 min: Richarlison races after a long pass down the right and wins Tottenham their first corner of the evening. That’s met with some more ironic cheering. Kudus to take … 8.20pm GMT 19 min: Bergvall, who has a cheeky challenge in him, catches Andersen late as the Fulham captain passes out from the back. It should be a booking. The referee makes do with a lecture. 8.19pm GMT 17 min: Fulham are first to everything in midfield. Spurs have been abysmal from front to back. Meanwhile here’s some more Drinking Vessel Liquid-to-Air Ratio Analysis from Richard Hirst: “Not that I’m ungrateful for the two early goals but how many 2-0 leads were lost today!” Related: Brobbey sinks Bournemouth as Sunderland pull off storming comeback Related: Foden grabs win for Manchester City but Donnarumma riles Leeds’ Farke 8.17pm GMT 15 min: Sessegnon barrels down the left and crosses long for Wilson, who is totally free down the inside-right channel! Wilson rolls across to Jimenez, who rolls home, but the flag pops up for offside. Sessegnon had needlessly gone early. Spurs get away with one. The home fans are beyond restless. 8.15pm GMT 14 min: Wilson, just inside the Spurs box, has a shot blocked. Sessegnon curls the rebound in from the left. King competes but handballs. Spurs are all over the shop at the back, and a third Fulham goal looks much more likely than a momentum shifter for Spurs. 8.13pm GMT 12 min: Another long ball down the Fulham right. Wilson hares after it. Vicario comes out and this time does what he should have done earlier, blootering the ball deep into the stand. Ironic cheers greet the clearance. The poor guy looks utterly shell-shocked. 8.12pm GMT 11 min: More incredulous gasps from the home supporters as Iwobi barges his way down the left and enters the box. Van de Van extends a leg to deflect out for a corner. Vicario, under so much pressure from his own fans, punches clear to the edge of the box. Chukwueze is given too much time on the edge of the D, and curls a shot across the keeper and off the outside of the left-hand post. Goal kick. So close to a third for Fulham. The keeper wasn’t getting to that had it been on target. 8.10pm GMT 9 min: Two minutes and 16 seconds between Fulham’s opener and that defensive fiasco. Such a cool, well-executed finish by Wilson, though, who sized up the situation and took full advantage. 8.08pm GMT 8 min: That was an astonishing howler by the keeper, and he’s getting pelters from his own supporters as a result. The powder keg of frustration well and truly lit. 8.08pm GMT GOAL! Tottenham Hotspur 0-2 Fulham (Wilson 6) Vicario comes out of his box to deal with a pass down the Fulham right and, instead of clearing into the stand, slaps a pass back upfield. Straight to King, who feeds Wilson on the touchline. With Vicario out of position, Wilson sweeps a first-time curler into the unguarded net! Boos ring around the stadium. What a disaster for Spurs! It’s been a rough few minutes for Spurs' keeper Guglielmo Vicario. Photograph: David Klein/Reuters Updated at 8.33pm GMT 8.06pm GMT 5 min: That’ll test the resolve of both Tottenham’s players and fans. It’s not been the happiest ground. And … 8.05pm GMT GOAL! Tottenham Hotspur 0-1 Fulham (Tete 4) We do have an early goal, though! Chukwueze, making his first start for Fulham tonight, jigs in from the left. His pass across the face of the box looks misplaced, but somehow gets all the way through to Tete, who takes a touch and drives for goal. His low shot takes a flick off Udogie and into the bottom-right corner, foxing the wrong-footed Vicario. What a start for the away side! Updated at 8.26pm GMT 8.03pm GMT 2 min: The first groan of the evening isn’t long in coming, though, as Van de Ven slices a simple pass into the stands on 98 seconds. 8.01pm GMT 55 seconds: No. 8.00pm GMT Fulham kick off. Earlier today, Phil Foden scored the fastest goal of the season after 59 seconds for Manchester City against Leeds … only for Newcastle’s Malick Thiaw to beat that mark by four seconds against Everton a couple of hours later. Something’s clearly in the air today, so can anyone better that here? 7.59pm GMT The teams are out! Spurs in white, Fulham in third-choice black. It’s a nippy autumnal night. We’ll be off in a minute or two. Updated at 7.59pm GMT 7.51pm GMT Thomas Frank speaks to Sky Sports … “We need to come out with energy and intensity … really put that into the game on and off the ball … the rest will take care of itself.” … as does Marco Silva. “It is a competition between all the wingers we have … [Samuel Chukwueze] has been knocking at the door … we need the right decisions from all of our players in attack.” 7.41pm GMT Pre-match predictions / Drinking Vessel Liquid-to-Air Ratio Analysis. “Sterling work re. preamble; by stating the bleeding obvious, that this has got stinker written all over it, we will now of course be treated to a goal-buster of epic proportions. And if not, can’t say we weren’t warned, eh? Lovely stuff, can’t wait” – Dave Estherby “The Fulham fan (ie. me) says: ‘This is Spurs, they are rubbish at home, we might actually do something away. Ah no, we’re Fulham after all, this is when Spurs find their home form.’ The Spurs fan says: ‘This is Fulham, they are rubbish away, we might actually do something at home. Ah no, we’re Spurs after all, this is when Fulham find their away form.’ The neutral says: ‘One team’s rubbish at home, the other’s rubbish away, this is going to be a crap game.’ No prizes for guessing who’s going to be right” – Richard Hirst 7.28pm GMT Newcastle have just won 4-1 at Everton; Rob Smyth has the details of that rout. Everton’s failure to take at least a point means Spurs remain in the top half of the table going into tonight’s match, though they’ve been nudged down into 10th by Brentford’s earlier 3-1 victory over Burnley. Fulham remain where they started the day, in 15th position. That’s where they’ll stay whatever happens tonight, but Spurs can go fifth with a win, seventh with a draw. Pos Team P GD Pts 1 Arsenal 12 18 29 2 Man City 13 15 25 3 Chelsea 12 12 23 4 Sunderland 13 4 22 5 Aston Villa 12 4 21 6 Crystal Palace 12 7 20 7 Brighton 12 3 19 8 Brentford 13 1 19 9 AFC Bournemouth 13 -2 19 10 Tottenham Hotspur 12 6 18 11 Newcastle 13 1 18 12 Man Utd 12 0 18 13 Liverpool 12 -2 18 14 Everton 13 -3 18 15 Fulham 12 -3 14 16 Nottm Forest 12 -7 12 17 West Ham 12 -10 11 18 Leeds 13 -12 11 19 Burnley 13 -12 10 20 Wolverhampton 12 -20 2 7.14pm GMT To Be Fair dept. While the preamble suggests both teams will go into battle tonight more in hope than expectation, there are scraps of comfort to be had. Fulham are coming off the back of that aforementioned win over Sunderland, and that was their second Premier League victory in three games. They’ve also won two of their last three Premier League games against Spurs, drawing the other. Spurs meanwhile can take succour from a far better performance against PSG than the no-show at Arsenal, and the fact they’ve outperformed their xG (11.2) by nearly nine goals (20) this season. Admittedly that stat isn’t quite as impressive when you take into account some of their absurdly low xG totals – 0.1 against Chelsea and 0.07 against Arsenal are the two lowest totals of any club so far this season – but when things aren’t clicking, you take whichever positives are on offer, no matter how small. 6.58pm GMT Tottenham make four changes to the side that started the 5-3 Champions League defeat at Paris Saint-Germain. Kevin Danso, João Palhinha, Destiny Udogie and Mohammed Kudus come in for Djed Spence, Pape Sarr and Rodrigo Bentancur, who drop to the bench, and captain Cristian Romero, who misses out altogether through suspension. Fulham make one change to their starting XI following their 1-0 home win over Sunderland. Samuel Chukwueze replaces Kevin in attack. Updated at 7.29pm GMT 6.51pm GMT The teams Tottenham Hotspur: Vicario, Porro, Danso, van de Ven, Udogie, Joao Palhinha, Gray, Kudus, Bergvall, Richarlison, Muani.Subs: Kinsky, Simons, Tel, Johnson, Spence, Odobert, Sarr, Bentancur, Davies. Fulham: Leno, Tete, Andersen, Bassey, Sessegnon, Iwobi, Berge, Wilson, King, Chukwueze, Jimenez.Subs: Lecomte, Cairney, Traore, Cuenca, Kusi-Asare, Lukic, Castagne, Kevin, Smith Rowe. Referee: Stuart AttwellVAR: Andy Madley Updated at 6.58pm GMT 6.45pm GMT Preamble Only Wolverhampton Wanderers have a worse home record so far this season than Tottenham Hotspur; no side have won fewer away points this term than Fulham. The resistible force meets the moveable object at 8pm GMT. It’s on!