UCF professor accused of attacking middle schooler, police say, which probably does not rise to the level of the 'Ultimate Fighting Challenge' [Florida]

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View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest (7) Funniest 3 hours ago attacked him for riding too fast on an e-bike. I've noticed this "crime" is constantly cited by people annoyed by e-bikes. Discuss (8) Funniest 3 hours ago Investigators said Pang yelled at the boy to slow down as he rode to school, and when the student refused, Pang followed him on foot onto the school grounds. Police said Pang grabbed the boy's arm and smacked his helmet off his head, claiming it was not worn properly. Who is this guy, King Karen? Neither one of these things are any of his business. (6) Funniest 2 hours ago Investigators said Pang yelled at the boy to slow down as he rode to school, and when the student refused, Pang followed him on foot onto the school grounds Guess he wasn't going that fast, if the prof was able to catch him on foot. (5) Funniest This is a toughie. Who do I hate: a) Florida man. b) Florida child. c) the ebike δ) my joke which flattened out very quickly (1) Funniest SBinRR: Investigators said Pang yelled at the boy to slow down as he rode to school, and when the student refused, Pang followed him on foot onto the school grounds Guess he wasn't going that fast, if the prof was able to catch him on foot. Middle Schooler? probably capped at 10mph. ProfessorTerguson (1) Funniest Pang in the arse asciibaron (3) Funniest PlNG: SBinRR: Investigators said Pang yelled at the boy to slow down as he rode to school, and when the student refused, Pang followed him on foot onto the school grounds Guess he wasn't going that fast, if the prof was able to catch him on foot. Middle Schooler? probably capped at 10mph. ebikes are hitting 30 mph on the regular now. it's a major issue, esp if a helmet is not worn correctly. https://www.facs.org/for-medical-professionals/news-publications/news-and-articles/bulletin/2024/julyaugust-2024-volume-109-issue-7/electric-bikes-are-emerging-as-public-health-hazard/ KodosZardoz (0) Funniest I located the culprit walking with his friends. Klippoklondike (1) Funniest KodosZardoz: I located the culprit walking with his friends. [Fark user image 425x425] ♫ Friends through eternity, loyalty, honesty We'll stay together through thick or thin Friends forever, we'll be together We're on top 'cause we play to win ♫ StayAtHomeAstronaut (2) Funniest Wasn't there a grandma Karen just two weeks ago that chased a black child on an e-bike on the farkING SIDEWALK. When is it going to be time to fight back. If you are offended by someone on a ebike....who is on your property, go fark yourself sideways. That woman chased him down. If he had a weapon he would have been well within his rights to fire on her. What the fark is wrong with the right wing and hating everything? (3) Funniest We have a bunch of people riding ebikes around where I live. I wouldn't have an issue with it but they follow the traffic laws like they are on standard bikes. Riding on the sidewalk, and not following traffic signs. Never see anyone wearing a helmet and sometimes they ride two a bike. (1) Funniest Florida still has universities? I though Desantis put a stop to that. swankywanky (0) Funniest A Korean adult? Oh boy if this child is black. payattention (5) Funniest StayAtHomeAstronaut: What the fark is wrong with the right wing and hating everything? It's all they have. /The orange anus has already abandoned them. //So has his cronies. ///Some of them still have not figured it out yet. ////Release the Epstein Files! Klippoklondike (3) Funniest Obviously this guy shouldn't have done what he did But when it comes to the argument of people getting mad at e-bikes, yeah, I get it. There's a lot of people, and not just kids ,who ride around on them ignoring the rules and stop signs, going way to fast, riding them where they're not suppose to. It really is dangerous and I can't fault someone for being annoyed by it all anotherluser (4) Funniest On occasion, I've been tempted to clothesline e-bike dickheads on sidewalks. What primarily saves them is that being old and creaky means there's little chance I could pull such a stunt without injuring myself.There's frequently a bike lane, you're legally permitted to take the lane if there isn't, and what you're riding is really a moped, not a bicycle. It just shouldn't be on the gawddam sidewalk. (1) Funniest grokca: Florida still has universities? I though Desantis put a stop to that. "universities" They will never put a stop to it, actually the opposite, because they love the money. They want to privatize them, both for the money and for the mind control. The football money alone makes Republican eyes light up with dollar signs. StayAtHomeAstronaut (0) Funniest anotherluser: On occasion, I've been tempted to clothesline e-bike dickheads on sidewalks. What primarily saves them is that being old and creaky means there's little chance I could pull such a stunt without injuring myself.There's frequently a bike lane, you're legally permitted to take the lane if there isn't, and what you're riding is really a moped, not a bicycle. It just shouldn't be on the gawddam sidewalk. Closest I got was me and my friends in the 80s doing the pretend holding a rope across the street during Halloween and watching cars stop. Autoerotic Defenestration (0) Funniest edmo: attacked him for riding too fast on an e-bike. I've noticed this "crime" is constantly cited by people annoyed by e-bikes. Discuss Smelly Pirate Hooker (1) Funniest Professor Attacks Child for Perceived Failure to Follow Safety Guidelines, Succeeds in Demonstrating the Danger of Professors I cannot be the only one who assumed the story was about a professor sexually assaulting a child. Though this story is cringe, at least it wasn't as horrible as it could have been. That's America today. Relief that an assault WASN'T sexual. MelGoesOnTour (1) Funniest edmo: attacked him for riding too fast on an e-bike. I've noticed this "crime" is constantly cited by people annoyed by e-bikes. Discuss Because people who ride e-bikes typically are assholes...kids included. KodosZardoz (1) Funniest Klippoklondike: KodosZardoz: I located the culprit walking with his friends. [Fark user image 425x425] ♫ Friends through eternity, loyalty, honesty We'll stay together through thick or thin Friends forever, we'll be together We're on top 'cause we play to win ♫ We are all orpans! kmgenesis23 (5) Funniest Solty Dog: We have a bunch of people riding ebikes around where I live. I wouldn't have an issue with it but they follow the traffic laws like they are on standard bikes. Riding on the sidewalk, and not following traffic signs. Never see anyone wearing a helmet and sometimes they ride two a bike. If they're riding two-persons per bike, aren't wearing helmets, and can reach 30mph, I have a feeling whatever problem exists with the e-bikes/riders will quickly sort itself out. (2) Funniest 34 minutes ago kmgenesis23: Solty Dog: We have a bunch of people riding ebikes around where I live. I wouldn't have an issue with it but they follow the traffic laws like they are on standard bikes. Riding on the sidewalk, and not following traffic signs. Never see anyone wearing a helmet and sometimes they ride two a bike. If they're riding two-persons per bike, aren't wearing helmets, and can reach 30mph, I have a feeling whatever problem exists with the e-bikes/riders will quickly sort itself out. Just have to kill a handful of pedestrians first. /almost smashed by a regular bike, in the crosswalk with a green light (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Autoerotic Defenestration: edmo: attacked him for riding too fast on an e-bike. I've noticed this "crime" is constantly cited by people annoyed by e-bikes. Discuss I enjoyed learning the vernacular term 'acoustic bike'. I do a ride every weekend on the river trail. Every week there's one of the electric-wheel riders. They actually achieve looking cool, although most seem to feel more cool than they earn; they bought it, charge it and maybe learned not to crash iat. Here's your participation trophy. This last week a wheel rider also had a kid on one behind him. They didn't ride close or side-by-side. They seemed to be giving each other enough distance they wouldn't risk crashing each other. The trail also has plenty of (large-minded) riders on ebikes. Their biggest annoying habit is just having a loud Bluetooth speaker sharing their music with nature. And all the disingenuous Karens that try to hide their rider hate behind, "and they weren't properly wearing a helmet!" want us to pretend if there had been a well-equipped helmet then they would have been mollified? Maybe that is what helmets prevent, Karen activation. MelGoesOnTour (0) Funniest less than a minute ago boomm: And all the disingenuous Karens that try to hide their rider hate behind, "and they weren't properly wearing a helmet!" want us to pretend if there had been a well-equipped helmet then they would have been mollified? Maybe that is what helmets prevent, Karen activation. Well, e-bikes are about the most stupid idea to be created in ages. For one thing, they are not "bikes"; they are Mo-Peds. When Mo-Peds were popular you rarely saw them on sidewalks and you didn't see them zip across intersections or crosswalks without looking. Most of the riders appear to be either assholes *or* people who are so stupid and situationally unaware that they shouldn't be allowed outside after dark. Kalyco Jack (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Valter: This is a toughie. Who do I hate: a) Florida man. b) Florida child. c) the ebike δ) my joke which flattened out very quickly ε) Florida, generally. Displayed 27 of 27 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? 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