Cyber Security Specialist

bash$ cat /jobs/soc_analyst_tier2.jobJOB: SOC Analyst (Tier 2)LEVEL: Entry++SALARY: €3.2K-€6.5K/monthpython# WAT_GA_JE_DOEN.pywhile working:if security_alert:investigate() # Is het echt of weer de caps lock van Karen?fix_problem() # Hero momentelse:automate_boring_stuff()write_playbooks()learn_from_seniors()yamlREQUIREMENTS:must_have:- HBO - level (of Google University)- Security basics- Humor (essential)nice_to_have:- Python (if/else is genoeg)- Professional paranoiajavascript// PARTNERS"Hunt & Hackett" // Elite nerds, must be able to code"Fox IT" // Big name, big opportunities "Tesorion" // Hacker team included"DTX" // AI-powered SOCbash# REALITY CHECK$ echo "Green text on black screen? ❌"$ echo "Real security work? ✅"$ echo "WiFi buren hacken? ❌"$ echo "Carrière in cyber? ✅"Ready to start? Type 'apply'_