After deciding a water crisis wasn't enough Iran decides to kidnap another oil tanker in the Strait of Hormuz to bring about an eminent rain of bombs [Dumbass]

Skip to content Do you have adblock enabled? Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment After deciding a water crisis wasn't enough Iran decides to kidnap another oil tanker in the Strait of Hormuz to bring about an eminent rain of bombs (apnews.com) More: Dumbass, United Arab Emirates, Persian Gulf, Gaza Strip, United Kingdom, Strait of Hormuz, Israel, Oil tanker, Iran 98 clicks;posted toMain »on 14 Nov 2025 at 11:35 PM(20 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 6 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest (1) Funniest 4 hours ago OK, OK, OK. Remember when it was very briefly but widely reported that the last national election was completely untrustworthy because a friend of Trump's altered zillions of voting machines just before the election, and no one knows what the alteration was or did? And Trump bombed Iran a couple of days later, and the 'journalism' industry never picked up that story again. Now, Epstein disasters! And conveniently Iran is offering provocation. He must be paying them, in some coin or another. Maybe, in the Republican tradition, he's illegally giving them weapons to use against our allies and our troops. (1) Funniest 4 hours ago Meanwhile, off the coast of Venezuela... Circusdog320 (0) Funniest 10 minutes ago I'm sure trumpy will make a few calls and end this war before it even starts! Hey peace prize nerds are you listening?!?! Pants full of macaroni!! (1) Funniest 7 minutes ago Maybe even a pre-eminent rain of bombs! /did you mean imminent? mononymous (0) Funniest 1 minute ago I'm just glad we don't have a war-mongering president that can be baited into a major armed conflict in the middle east. THAT would not end well... Obscene_CNN (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Time to sink the Iranian navy. Displayed 6 of 6 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? 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