Thursday news quiz: errant flamingos, bottled messages and space nonsense

Once upon a time the Thursday quiz cared deeply about the changing of the seasons and the sanctity of November. Now, however, Christmas adverts are already everywhere, flamingos are on the loose, and people are questioning the moon landings again. It all feels too much. So why not distract yourself with our 15 questions about topical news and general knowledge. There are no prizes, but do let us know how you get on in the comments. Allons-y!
The Thursday news quiz, No 222

"It's Christmas!" as Noddy Holder famously bellowed. At least it is already, according to John Lewis. What is the department store group's soundtrack for the Christmas advert this year?

It's Alright by Sterling Void
Where Love Lives by Alison Limerick
Show Me Love by Robin S
When Do I Get To Sing 'My Way' by Sparks

Which South American country has severed diplomatic ties with Mexico after its former prime minister Betssy Chávez claimed asylum at a Mexican embassy?

Peru
Bolivia
Colombia
Syldavia

Who has been confirmed to be playing Linda Eastman – known for a long time as Linda McCartney once she married Paul – in the possibly unnecessary Sam Mendes four-movie Beatles biopic extravaganza?

Mia McKenna-Bruce
Aimee Lou Wood
Millie Gibson
Saoirse Ronan

Who has faced a backlash after her Halloween costume was a replica of Jackie Kennedy's bloodstained pink suit in the aftermath of John F Kennedy's assassination (which happened a little after this picture was taken)?

Sarah Silverman
Julia Fox
Lady Gaga
Liz Truss

A light-hearted message in a bottle (not pictured, but just pretend he is singing it) washed up on Australia's remote Wharton beach. Who was it from?

A soldier from the first world war
A castaway from a 1970s shipwreck in the Indian ocean
A member of Ernest Shackleton's Endurance crew
Gary Barlow's massive son

Sean Duffy, Nasa’s chief boffin (the correct technical term), intervened on social media after who appeared to cast doubt on the Apollo mission moon landings?

Donald Trump
Elon Musk
Gwyneth Paltrow
Kim Kardashian

The Thursday quiz generally regards baseball as similar to cricket but somehow made even more boring. Who (not pictured, though he probably would claim to have done) won the World Series at the weekend?

LA Dodgers
Toronto Blue Jays
Seattle Mariners
Innsmouth Feral Hogs

This is Willow, the official dog of the Guardian Thursday quiz. She is concerned to hear that a flamingo has gone missing after escaping from a wildlife sanctuary in Cornwall. What is the flamingo's name?

Frankie the flamingo
Finley the flamingo
Flynn the flamingo
Bobson Dugnutt the flamingo

This week's guest canine is Mossy, whom the Thursday quiz met in a pub, seemingly at a point where it couldn't focus. She knows a tiny spider thought to have vanished for ever from the UK has been rediscovered on a remote area of a nature reserve on the Isle of Wight. She wants to know what it is called.

The blue-footed badger spider
The black-shouldered weasel spider
The white-knuckled wolf spider
The very naughty miniature dachshund spider

Almost 120 cute flying foxes (not the ones in this picture) were sadly injured this week by a severe hailstorm. Where?

Langkawi in Malaysia
Thiruvananthapuram in India
Esk in Australia
Gosport in England

The return of Karl-Heinz, with his opening lines, which almost rhymes. This week the Thursday quiz imagines the German soccer ace would like to know which gospel starts: 'Forasmuch as many have taken in hand to set forth in order a declaration of those things which are most surely believed among us'?

The Gospel according to Luke
The Gospel according to Mark
The Gospel according to John
The Gospel according to Derek

And now least or most with Liberace's ghost. This week the Thursday quiz imagines the ghost of Liberace would like to know which of these Euro 2025 champions has the most caps for representing England?

Beth Mead
Ella Toone
Chloe Kelly
Lucy Bronze

There has been a right old hoo-ha about rehoming a massive crocodile (not pictured, this one is called Speckles) to a Sunshine Coast zoo from the far north Queensland waterhole where he used to live. Once caught by Steve Irwin, what is the crocodile's name?

Old Snappy
Old Faithful
Old Snuggles
Old Jawbreaker

It is time for on this day with Brian May! And his badger! 6 November is the anniversary of Abraham Lincoln's election as the 16th president of the US. The Thursday quiz imagines Queen's legendary guitarist wants you to tell him – and his badger – which year that was.

1057
1820
1840
1860

It is Conchita Wurst's birthday today. Happy birthday, Conchita. Rise like a Phoenix! What year did Conchita Wurst win the Eurovision song contest?

2002
2008
2014
2020

Solutions
1:B - It is November, people. It is November, 2:A - Authorities are not best pleased about it, as she has been under investigation for rebellion, 3:D - Eastman was a photographer who met Paul McCartney in 1967. They married in 1969 and she joined his post-Beatles band Wings and performed regularly with him until her death in 1998, 4:B - John F Kennedy's grandson was among those who expressed outrage, 5:A - Private Malcolm Alexander Neville’s note, written on 15 August 1916, said: 'Having a real good time.' He was killed in action in France in April 1917, aged 28, 6:D - It wasn't really clear why it warranted such a high-level intervention, but hey ho, each to their own, 7:A - They won the deciding seventh game 5-4 or something – the quiz wasn't really paying attention, 8:A - The Thursday quiz suspects this story may not have a happy ending, 9:C - Mossy thinks that is a very silly name for an animal that doesn't have knuckles and isn't a wolf, 10:C - The poor little critters, 11:A - That is how Luke's one kicks off, 12:D - She has picked up more than 130 of the things – as well as two Euro winners' medals, 13:B - Old Faithful became known by the name of the waterhole he claimed as his own until he was rudely interrupted, 14:D - Lincoln successfully stood for re-election in 1864, 15:C - Conchita Wurst won in Copenhagen with the song Rise Like a Phoenix, written by Charley Mason, Joey Patulka, Ali Zuckowski, and Julian Maas
Scores

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