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This is designed for ages 3–12 and can support up to 175 pounds. Each slide piece has a nonslip bottom that grips the stairs for a safe ride down. And they stack for convenient storage! Promising review: "Exactly as described! Well worth the price. Toddlers can use it with supervision and a soft landing on the stairway in our house. Easy to put on stairs, bed, or couch — my kids slide everywhere in the house! You can make it as big as you'd like. When put all together and steep it does go really fast, so be cautious. It's very strong and durable! It’s easy to collapse and put away onto itself in a corner or out of sight. Takes five seconds to put back up. No damage has been done to furniture or stairs. It has tired the kids out and also made them laugh so hard! All three take turns over and over again. We love it." —Jess Get it from Amazon for $269.99+ (available in sets of four or eight).