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Brazen demands for flying private REVEALED by the woman paid to fulfill them: 'Answer is always yes'
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Brazen demands for flying private REVEALED by the woman paid to fulfill them: 'Answer is always yes'

There is one basic rule that binds the brokers who spend their days sending the rich and famous into the air: 'The answer is always yes,' said Brenna Whitehill. She is part of the team at Monarch Air Group, a Florida-based charter company that looks after some of the biggest names in sports and charges up to $56,000 for a one-way trip from New York to Los Angeles. Their brokers work around the clock and around the world - no exceptions. Nothing is too much to ask. This is an industry that runs on dedication - and Whitehill spent a recent vacation on the beach in Florida, accompanied by her family, her laptop and her cell phone. She tried to relax in between managing a client's travels across Europe. Discretion matters, too. 'We like to keep the private in private aviation,' Whitehill said. But the Daily Mail has been offered a peek inside the cabin of this secret world and the reality of ferrying athletes, coaches and high rollers around the globe. From their demands for freshly-caught fish, to the scramble to save a college hockey game, one football star's $50,000 gift to his son... and the last-minute Super Bowl charter even brokers assumed was a hoax. As Whitehill puts it: 'The possibilities are endless in private aviation.' PICKY EATERS These days, the NFL is full of teams within teams. Every player is supported by an entourage of agents, advisers, trainers and hangers on. Every aspect of their lives is micro-managed. Perhaps none is more tightly controlled than food. As a thank you, Monarch clients are typically treated to a branded box of fruit or a board of charcuterie. Perhaps some nuts. But that doesn't cut it with everyone - as brokers discovered when an NFL star was booked on a flight. The player himself was 'very, very easy to work with.' Unfortunately his nutritionist came with a long list of other demands: Organic vegetables that were locally grown. Steak that was organically sourced. Fish caught and prepared that day. A dozen boiled eggs. Dozens of lemons - unseeded - and a couple of cases of bottled water. Fiji water. Oh, and no desserts at all. It was only a two-hour flight. And yet? '[That] is something that we have to honor,' Whitehill said. 'We will always strive to give them the best possible experience. And respect the fact that these are professional athletes that are going to work.' Sports stars will often require a different aircraft to other A-listers, too. They need more space to fit their giant frames, after all. It helps that individual brokers work with individual clients. That way, as Whitehill points out, relationships develop to a point where 'we know exactly what that particular athlete is looking for on every single flight. No matter the route.' Whitehill had the chance to meet one of her clients - and his family - at a recent Masters golf tournament. 'It was really cool to put a name to the face,' she said. Whitehill had already organized a trip for him from Augusta National to an exclusive island in the Caribbean. 'And I know what he wants: his southern comfort food,' she said. 'He just wants his chicken and biscuits and his sweet tea. He wants to know that his golf clubs - his lucky charms - are on that aircraft ready to go. And that his family is comfortable. I just make it happen every time.' GAMETIME DECISION There can be downsides to building up a global base of clients: private jets are a 24/7 business and that means brokers must be on shift or on call every hour of every day. 'Sometimes I have an individual that's in Europe or Australia, and they're needing a certain private charter. I'm their single point of contact,' Whitehill said. 'So they give me a call and I'm there to assist - no matter the time.' Charter companies are rarely busier than in the build-up to the Super Bowl. Every year, airport parking spots become as precious as suites inside the stadium. And many A-listers pay for a whole week of fun. In New Orleans in February, that included alligator tours and DJ lessons. Others prefer to leave their trips to the last minute. 'The night before the Super Bowl... we got a pretty funny call from someone that had had a few toasts,' Whitehill said. That's a polite way of saying they were drunk. 'It was a little hard to understand them, but he claimed to be a certain well-known celebrity... and he wanted to charter a private jet to the game.' At first, they assumed it was a prank: the caller made some 'extravagant demands' over catering and transportation. 'But we quickly realized it was the real deal and made it happen,' Whitehill said. Jetting in for major occasions such as the Super Bowl, Kentucky Derby or Formula One already comes with a surcharge. It's known as a facility fee or a special event fee. It's added when airports are particularly busy. 'That could be anywhere from $8,000-12,000,' Whitehill explained. 'Just to land the aircraft due to high air traffic control.' TRADE SECRETS Thankfully that only applies on certain days in the sporting calendar - chartering a jet can cost enough as it is. One prominent figure in football needed to fly across the country to see his son's debut in the major leagues. Five hours there, five hours back, $50,000 for the privilege. Some clients will give Monarch a couple of months' notice of their travel plans. Others may know a week out. Unfortunately, others decide on a whim. In those emergencies? 'It typically takes about three to four hours - once we have signed paperwork from the clients - to get them wheels up,' Whitehill said. One day, a college hockey team reached out in a panic. They were headed to a big game but their plane - chartered from another company - never showed. The team was stranded until Monarch put them on a flight within hours. They landed in time for face-off. Monarch doesn't own or operate any aircraft but their brokers have access to thousands of planes around the world. 'It does not matter the place,' Whitehill said. 'As long as the runway is long enough for the specific aircraft they are looking for and there's an aircraft available.' If there isn't? Well, they can arrange for a helicopter to pick them up instead. It all starts with a phone call to the client. To find out where they are going, who they are going with, why they are going, how many bags they are bringing and what time they need to arrive. 'From there, I go out and source the best aircraft,' Whitehill explained. 'If this is an ASAP situation? Within about 20 to 30 minutes, I have the options either texted or emailed over to them.' Then comes another call to iron out any lingering issues and, once the client gives the green light, an agreement is sent and signed. 'Then they start moving the aircraft in about three to four hours.' Every summer, soccer fans and internet sleuths across Europe follow the progress of flights carrying new signings into town. On this side of the pond, however, many NFL and NBA trades are struck without anyone knowing. Except the league, the teams, the players, their entourages... and occasionally their brokers. It's not unusual for Whitehill and Co to know when a football or basketball star is on the move before anything has been announced. Not long ago, an NBA star booked a flight to a particular city. Brokers connected the dots and, a few hours later, alerts popped up on their phones: their instincts were correct. The trade was done. FIGHT AND FLIGHT Athletes appreciate the 'white glove service' that comes with private jets and occasionally they become more than customers. Take boxer Teofimo Lopez, the brash two-weight world champion from Brooklyn. 'He reached out to us after winning one of his bouts,' Whitehill recalled. The 28-year-old needed a flight out of Monarch's home base, Hollywood International Airport. 'We had an aircraft ready to go within three hours,' Whitehill said. 'And instead of waiting at the private airport, he actually decided to come hang out with us in our office.' Lopez mingled as Monarch finalized the details of his trip. 'One of our account managers was a massive fan of him, and of course, is now an even bigger fan after getting to meet him.' He now goes to Lopez's fights - 'religiously' - and the boxer still flies with Monarch.

Too tired to drive? Experts warn it's just as risky as drinking
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Too tired to drive? Experts warn it's just as risky as drinking

Oct. 26 (UPI) -- Nearly half of U.S. adults have driven while so tired it affected their ability to stay safe behind the wheel, a new survey finds, taking a risk that can be just as deadly as drunken driving. In an American Academy of Sleep Medicine survey, 41% of adults admitted they've been so drowsy while driving that it impaired their performance, including 50% of men and 33% of women. "Drowsy driving is a serious health and safety risk, and like drunk driving, it is completely avoidable," Dr. Andrea Matsumura, a sleep medicine physician and academy spokesperson, said in a news release. The AAA Foundation for Traffic Safety estimates that about 1 in 6 fatal crashes involves a drowsy driver. Adults aged 35 to 44 were the most likely to say they had trouble staying awake behind the wheel, with 47% in that age group reporting this experience. Experts say the best defense against drowsy driving is simple: Get enough rest before hitting the road. The AASM also recommends that adults aim for at least seven hours of sleep each night. Other tips include: • Avoid driving late at night or for long stretches alone. • Switch drivers on road trips to prevent fatigue. Ú Pull over at a safe location and take a nap if you feel yourself drifting. Ask for a ride after working a late shift or overnight job. "If you catch yourself drifting into another lane or nodding off, it's absolutely time to pull over and get off the road," Matsumura added. Some warning signs of drowsy driving, according to Matsumura, include: • Struggling to keep your eyes open or stay focused • Drifting into another lane or onto the shoulder • Missing turns or traffic signs • Following too closely or "nodding off" at the wheel More information The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration has more on drowsy driving. Copyright © 2025 HealthDay. All rights reserved.

Gangster Sunil Sardhania held at Delhi airport for attack on singer Fazilpuria, property dealer’s murder
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Gangster Sunil Sardhania held at Delhi airport for attack on singer Fazilpuria, property dealer’s murder

Gangster Sunil Sardhania, the main accused in the firing on Haryanvi singer Rahul Fazilpuria and the murder of property dealer Rohit Shaukeen, was arrested from the Delhi International Airport in the early hours of Sunday, police said.The accused had returned to India from Costa Rica and was arrested upon his arrival at the airport. However, sources claimed he was deported from Zurich, Switzerland and brought to India.According to police, Sardhania and his associate Deepak Nandal had claimed responsibility for the firing at Fazilpuria’s vehicle in Sector 71 on the Southern Peripheral Road on July 14 and for shooting dead Shaukeen near Palm Hills society in Sector 77.“The accused was involved in planning and providing shooters and weapons for the firing at singer Rahul Fazilpuria, the murder of Rohit Shaukeen, and an attack at a property dealer’s office in Gurugram,” Deputy Commissioner of Police (West) Karan Goel said.He said the accused has been remanded in police custody for five days for questioning. “During remand, he will be interrogated about his associates and other criminal incidents,” the DCP said.Police said Sardhania was serving a life sentence and a 10-year sentence in separate murder cases. After securing bail, he fled abroad in 2024 using a fake passport issued in the name of Sunil Singh with an address in Delhi’s New Ashok Nagar.“He travelled to Central America via Dubai and continued coordinating with his associates to plan and execute crimes,” Goel said.A team from the crime unit, Sector 31, led by Inspector Anand Kumar, arrested the 39-year-old gangster, who is from Sardhana village in Sonipat district, he added.A total of 24 cases of serious offences have been against him and his associates in Haryana’s Jind, Rohtak, Gurugram, Jhajjar, Hisar, Sonipat, Ambala, Bhiwani and Panchkula districts, and Uttar Pradesh’s Baghpat and Agra districts.“In the case of murder and firing in Gurugram, we had earlier arrested seven people — Vishal, Hitesh, Gautam alias Chotu, Ramandeep, Shbhan, Shakti Panchal and Ramniwas. We are questioning Sardhania”, DCP Goel said.Gurugram police also released a video of the gangster in which he can be seen falling onto his knees and appealing to people not to get into the world of crime.“I, Sunil Sardhania, have been in the world of crime for the last 15 years, with cases of murder and attempted murder registered against me. There is nothing in this crime world. I appeal to all that stay safe at home and never connect with any criminal, who will only use you and you will regret it later. So stay home, home is the best,” he said in the video.

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Police arrest two suspects in fatal shooting of California strip club manager
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Police arrest two suspects in fatal shooting of California strip club manager

Santa Rosa police arrested two people suspected of killing the general manager of the Condor Club, a historic topless bar in San Francisco, police said Saturday. Both suspects were romantic partners and used to work at a strip club that the victim, 60-year-old Mark Calcagni, previously managed. Detectives suspect 43-year-old Richard Lund fatally shot Calcagni outside his Santa Rosa home on Oct. 3 after waiting for the manager to return from work. The second person, 25-year-old Asia Morton, is suspected of helping Lund plan the attack, police said. Police didn't name the club Lund and Morton worked at or say what might have motivated the killing. Calcagni also managed Vanity San Francisco, another strip club near the Condor Club. The suspects lived together in an apartment in the 7500 block of St. Patrick Way in Dublin, Calif., where police arrested Lund on Friday. Police then arrested Morton, who arrived from an international flight, at the San Francisco International Airport. Detectives executed a search warrant at the pair's house to gather evidence as part of the homicide investigation. The Condor Club is famous for being the oldest topless bar in America and the birthplace for topless entertainment in 1964. Over six decades, the club has also become known for several notorious incidents. In 1983, bouncer Jimmy Ferrozzo was fatally crushed by a piano that was suspended from the ceiling by cables. The bouncer was having intercourse with his girlfriend, exotic dancer Theresa Hill, on the white piano when the couple accidentally hit a switch that caused the piano to rise to the ceiling and the musical instrument crushed Ferrozzo.

Մայր Աթոռում կատարվել է քահանայական ձեռնադրություն

Մայր Աթոռում կատարվել է քահանայական ձեռնադրություն

Հոկտեմբերի 26-ին՝ Գյուտ Խաչի տոնին, Ն.Ս.Օ.Տ.Տ. Գարեգին Երկրորդ Ծայրագույն Պատրիարք և Ամենայն Հայոց Կաթողիկոսի օրհնությամբ, Միածնաէջ Մայր Տաճարում հընթացս Սուրբ Պատարագի կատարվել է քահանայական ձեռնադրություն: Հայտնում է Մայր Աթոռի տեղեկատվական համակարգը։ «Տոնի առիթով հավատացյալների երկրպագության համար դուրս բերվեց նաև Փրկչի Խաչափայտի մասունքը։ Պատարագիչն էր Սյունյաց թեմի առաջնորդ Գերաշնորհ Տ. Մակար եպիսկոպոս Հակոբյանը, որի ձեռամբ քահանայական ձեռնադրության և օծման արժանացան եկեղեցական տարբեր կառույցներում սպասավորող վեց սարկավագներ: Սուրբ Պատարագի ընթացքում Մակար Սրբազանը, քահանայության կոչելով նորընծաներին, Սրբալույս Մյուռոնով օծեց նրանց ճակատներն ու ձեռքերը, ինչպես նաև նորաօծ եկեղեցականներին շնորհեց նոր հոգևոր անուններ: Բարեշնորհ Տիգրան սարկավագ Հակոբյանը վերակոչվեց Տեր Ավետիս քահանա, Սիմոն սարկավագ Իգիթյանը՝ Տեր Դավիթ քահանա, Գրիգոր սարկավագ Ավոյանը՝ Տեր Գառնիկ քահանա, Արթուր սարկավագ Օհանյանը՝ Տեր Մեսրոպ քահանա, Հակոբ սարկավագ Գևորգյանը՝ Տեր Հովհան քահանա և Հայկ սարկավագ Թովմասյանը՝ Տեր Նշան քահանա։ Այնուհետև նորաօծ քահանաներն իրենց անդրանիկ օրհնությունը փոխանցեցին ներկաներին: Սրբազան Հայրը, իր քարոզում անդրադառնալով քահանայության խորհրդին, մասնավորապես ընդգծեց, որ յուրաքանչյուր ձեռնադրություն նոր ուժ, ոգևորություն ու սեր է փոխանցում ներկային և գալիքին, որովհետև նորաօծ քահանաները գալիս են զորացնելու հավատը, սերը, խոնարհությունը մեր ժողովրդի մեջ՝ դառնալով աջակից և զորակից իրենց ավագ եղբայրներին, որոնք արդեն իսկ քայլում են խաչի օրհնյալ ճանապարհով։ «Սիրելի քահանա հայրեր, մաղթանքս է, որ հավատարիմ մնաք ձեր տված երդմանը, որ սուրբ սեղանի առջև ուխտեցիք, թե պատրաստ եք կատարել բոլոր հրամանները և սրբերի կանոններով քայլել՝ առանց հակառակելու ձեր հոգևոր առաջնորդներին։ Մաղթանքս է, որ քայլեք խաչի ճանապարհով, որը նեղ ճանապարհն է և որը տանում է հավիտենական կյանք, իսկ մյուսը, որը լայն է՝ տանում է դեպի կործանում։ Դուք օրինակ վերցրեք մեր հայրերից, մեր շուրջ ապրող ու արարող եղբայրներից, ովքեր վստահ հավատքով ընթանում են նեղ ճանապարհով՝ լցված Սուրբ Էջմիածնի հանդեպ անշեջ սիրով, և ովքեր իրենց տոկոնությամբ մեզ ուժ են փոխանցում՝ ասելով․ «Եթե կցորդ ենք Տիրոջ չարչարանքներին, հաղորդակից կլինենք նաև նրա փառքին»» (Հռմ․ 8․17), - ասաց Մակար եպիսկոպոսը։ Վերջում պատարագիչ Սրբազանը հորդորեց նորաօծ եկեղեցականներին իրենց ծառայությունը բերել մեր Սուրբ Եկեղեցուն սուրբ վարքով, ուղիղ հավատքով, լուսավոր մտքով, ժրաջան մշակի համբերությամբ, խոնարհությամբ ու հեզությամբ։ Ապա «Ողջույնի» ժամանակ Ամենայն Հայոց Հայրապետի գլխավորությամբ Մայր Աթոռի միաբաններն ու ներկա հոգևորականաց դասը բարձրացան Սուրբ Խորան և շնորհավորեցին նորաօծ քահանաներին՝ համբուրելով նրանց մյուռոնադրոշմ ճակատներն ու ձեռքերը: Սուրբ Պատարագի «Տէր, ողորմեա» երգեցողության ժամանակ հոգևորականներն ու ներկա հավատացյալներն առանձնական աղոթք բարձրացրեցին ապօրինաբար ազատազրկված Միքայել, Բագրատ արքեպիսկոպոսների, Մկրտիչ եպիսկոպոսի, Գարեգին քահանայի, ազգային բարերար տիար Սամվել Կարապետյանի և բոլոր գերյալների ազատության, ինչպես նաև հայրենի երկրի խաղաղ ու բարօր կյանքի համար։ Նորաօծ քահանաները Մայր Աթոռ Սուրբ Էջմիածնում կանցկացնեն քառասնօրյա պատրաստության և աղոթքի շրջան, որից հետո ծառայության կկոչվեն Հայ Եկեղեցու տարբեր կառույցներում և թեմերում»,- նշվում է հաղորդագրությունում։

Our new obsession with wide-leg pants is causing a crisis of soggy bottoms [Sad]
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Our new obsession with wide-leg pants is causing a crisis of soggy bottoms [Sad]

Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Our new obsession with wide-leg pants is causing a crisis of soggy bottoms (slate.com) More: Sad, Science, The New York Times, Rain, Trousers, Wear, Clothing, Textile, Want 912 clicks;posted toMain »on 26 Oct 2025 at 12:05 PM(1 hour ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 52 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest | Show all (1) Funniest 4 hours ago Ma'am, you're too old to be wearing baggy pants. Martian_Astronomer (22) Funniest 3 hours ago We lived through the early 2000s; you will survive this. kittyhas1000legs (15) Funniest 3 hours ago Wow, just like high school. Wait until the whole bottom is tattered so you just cut or rip the whole hem off weddingsinger (0) Funniest 3 hours ago WoolyManwich (4) Funniest 2 hours ago I miss JNCOs Jake Havechek (0) Funniest Karla_Jean (5) Funniest "You will probably be tempted to blame my age when I tell you I've been reluctant to join the wide-leg revolution that has been sweeping pants for several seasons now." There's a reason for that. (2) Funniest WoolyManwich: I miss JNCOs Safety pins all up the legs. Ahh the 90s. senor peacock (0) Funniest Back in the day, pocketless jeans for men were the fashion, that was even worse, only place to put your wallet was to stuff it down your underwear Allen. Again. (0) Funniest I really hope this was pooped out by AI, otherwise this "author" should get into accounting. /too young to remember JNCOs? //sold a TON in the 90s ///& that was just one pair! TrepanningForGold (10) Funniest (6) Funniest (8) Funniest Baggy pants are simply one of the least practical, most absurd items of clothing a person can wear when it rains or snows. If your answer to that is "Well, don't wear them when it rains or snows, then," I would only point out that they're the main pants available right now. Yeah, now you know how I felt through the whole skinny leg trend. Cry me a damn river and use your tighter old clothes as under layers. If you dress for the weather you have, you'll rarely have a problem. foo monkey (2) Funniest I've lost a lot of weight the last few years and decided to get my next set of skinny (ok, not so skinny) jeans professionally hemmed. OMFG, it's been life-changing. They don't get wet. They don't fray. They look so much better. Not sure how that'd work with bell-bottoms, but I'm never wearing those. whither_apophis (2) Funniest Bell bottom jeans are back? Solid HenchmanNumber1 (4) Funniest I was going to post some vintage pics of JNCOs as a joke and say "these kids today can't even handle wide legs final form", but JNCO is not only still around, their jeans are even WIDER. I've seen jean dresses with less wingspan. So this old man has to cede the stage to the kids. Those insane designs by 90s kids trying to win free JNCOs in a design contest that we're all rejected are now reality, because those kids grew up, got jobs as designers at JNCO, and dusted off their old trapper keepers to bring us the current crop. tricycleracer (1) Funniest What happened to apple bottom jeans? And the boots with the fur? (0) Funniest Back in the day... before the USA became Trumpturdistan: WashingtonCNN - Riding high off a strong debate performance, Marco Rubio went after Donald Trump on Friday with new vigor - even mocking the real estate mogul for worrying that his pants were "wet" Thursday night at the CNN GOP debate. The Florida senator spent the first roughly 10 minutes of his rally in Dallas, Texas, on Friday morning relentlessly attacking Trump, including reading off misspelled tweets and turning Trump's attacks back on the reality TV star. "He called me Mr. Meltdown," Rubio said, smiling and saying that Thursday night during the commercial breaks, "he went backstage, he was having a meltdown." He said Trump had "one of those little sweat mustaches," borrowing Trump's "sweating" line of attack against Rubio, and said he wanted a full-length mirror. "Maybe to make sure his pants weren't wet," Rubio said. SurelyShirley (0) Funniest When wearing pants, it's either skinny jeans or flowy wide leg pants, so I constantly get crap from one side or the other. Don Cherry's tailor (0) Funniest Has the belt onion cropped out. (1) Funniest NM Volunteer (0) Funniest Or perhaps don't wear shoes with paper-thin soles? Unless it's a few inches of snow (in which case snow boots are needed anyway), my work boots are tall enough to keep my legs from dragging. (1) Funniest The problem is too long, not too baggy. I guess skinny jeans would bunch up like an accordion on your calves if they're too long and not get wet, but that also seems very undesirable. (0) Funniest OtherLittleGuy (1) Funniest one of Ripley's Bad Guys (6) Funniest Martian_Astronomer: We lived through the early 2000s; you will survive this. 1979 says hold mah Tab. raerae1980 (3) Funniest tricycleracer: What happened to apple bottom jeans? And the boots with the fur? You can still order a pair ;-) https://applebottoms.com/collections/bottoms waffledonkey (0) Funniest whither_apophis: Bell bottom jeans are back? Solid MythDragon (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago tricycleracer: What happened to apple bottom jeans? And the boots with the fur? They hit the flo, and next you know, they got wet wet wet. Didn't you read the article? The Exit Stencilist (2) Funniest 35 minutes ago Finally! A bit of liberation from American's love for squeezing their morbidly obese sausage bodies into super tight stretchy clothing putting their full-body "curve" on full display I mean FFS, do you know how farking disgusting you look? And no, obesity is not normal! It's not beautiful and you aren't born with it. It's a demonstration of your dietary ignorance and your complete farking lack of self awareness Allen. Again. (2) Funniest 35 minutes ago *sigh* I miss the 90s. The biggest JNCOs were called Double Cannon iirc, & practically came with MDMA in the pocketses. bucket_pup (1) Funniest 32 minutes ago SpdrJay: [Fark user image image 425x430] SoundOfOneHandWanking (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago Very disappointed about the direction the article went. fullyautomatic (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago Saw this coming, my gay looking feminine bellbottom khakis from the early 00's are still boxed up in the closet waiting for the day they are cool again. I still await the day the silky dragon shirts from the late 90's become cool again, I have like 10 of those and are legit awesome. Can't step out in those yet though, just wholely uncool and look like a reject star of a pilot for a Kid Rock / Guy Feiri reality show lol. Maybe one day. nah (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago Crocs, now baggy pants are back? Will we survive this fashion disaster? 😱 /do something original ffs fullyautomatic (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago The Exit Stencilist: Finally! A bit of liberation from American's love for squeezing their morbidly obese sausage bodies into super tight stretchy clothing putting their full-body "curve" on full display I mean FFS, do you know how farking disgusting you look? And no, obesity is not normal! It's not beautiful and you aren't born with it. It's a demonstration of your dietary ignorance and your complete farking lack of self awareness Agreed and see it daily. The user base has shifted though. It used to be mostly obese white girls in yoga clothes. Now it's like 30% obese white girls and 70% obese latina girls in yoga clothes. Like honey, you ain't seen a day of exercise ever. Stop playin. You look rediculous. It's not hot. (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago OTOH bell bottoms were designed to keep the pants legs dry. Before stepping into water, a sailor could grab the flared hems and pull them up over their thighs, turning the bottom half inside-out. The relatively narrow knee helped keep these instant-shorts in place. Gordon Bennett (2) Funniest 34 minutes ago Madness - Baggy Trousers (Official 4K Video) Gordon Bennett (2) Funniest 33 minutes ago fullyautomatic: The Exit Stencilist: Finally! A bit of liberation from American's love for squeezing their morbidly obese sausage bodies into super tight stretchy clothing putting their full-body "curve" on full display I mean FFS, do you know how farking disgusting you look? And no, obesity is not normal! It's not beautiful and you aren't born with it. It's a demonstration of your dietary ignorance and your complete farking lack of self awareness Agreed and see it daily. The user base has shifted though. It used to be mostly obese white girls in yoga clothes. Now it's like 30% obese white girls and 70% obese latina girls in yoga clothes. Like honey, you ain't seen a day of exercise ever. Stop playin. You look rediculous. It's not hot. They're dressing for their own comfort, not for your personal viewing pleasure. (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago Listen I don't need Jncos but I HATE narrow/skinny/stretch jeans because my legs aren't toothpicks. Prof. Frink (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago tricycleracer: What happened to apple bottom jeans? And the boots with the fur? Boots with fur seem pretty popular among college students right now. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago If your bottom is getting soggy it may be time to switch him out for a tighter sub (0) Funniest less than a minute ago gunther_bumpass (0) Funniest less than a minute ago puffy999: Listen I don't need Jncos but I HATE narrow/skinny/stretch jeans because my legs aren't toothpicks. Guy-who-is-followed-around-by-a-tuba-player-like typing detected. (2) Funniest less than a minute ago SurelyShirley: When wearing pants, it's either skinny jeans or flowy wide leg pants, so I constantly get crap from one side or the other. I don't have that problem. I'm not wearing any pants. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (3) Funniest less than a minute ago waffledonkey: whither_apophis: Bell bottom jeans are back? Solid (0) Funniest less than a minute ago The Exit Stencilist: Finally! A bit of liberation from American's love for squeezing their morbidly obese sausage bodies into super tight stretchy clothing putting their full-body "curve" on full display I mean FFS, do you know how farking disgusting you look? And no, obesity is not normal! It's not beautiful and you aren't born with it. It's a demonstration of your dietary ignorance and your complete farking lack of self awareness You sound fat. PirateKing (1) Funniest less than a minute ago New obsession? I'll have you know I've dressed like a pile of rumpled burlap sacks for decades. Busta Clown Shoes (0) Funniest less than a minute ago wrenchboy: The Exit Stencilist: Finally! A bit of liberation from American's love for squeezing their morbidly obese sausage bodies into super tight stretchy clothing putting their full-body "curve" on full display I mean FFS, do you know how farking disgusting you look? And no, obesity is not normal! It's not beautiful and you aren't born with it. It's a demonstration of your dietary ignorance and your complete farking lack of self awareness You sound fat. They do, but they're not wrong. Jake Havechek (0) Funniest 1 minute ago Displayed 50 of 52 comments | Show all Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? 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